It won’t be long now. You’ve been holding on and being as discreet as possible for weeks, but it’s just about time for someone — and this time, it won’t be you — to let the cat out of the bag.

Wait a minute, Astrology.com, this sounds familiar. As in YESTERDAY!

You’ve been sitting on this one for weeks — and maybe even months. You were sure that all parties concerned would be discreet — but now it seems that you’re the only person still willing to keep quiet. Keep at it.

I suppose you were really hoping that I had some kind of secret news that I was holding back. Like what? My wife being pregnant? Sorry. No secrets there. One is enough right now.

Besides, I’m terrible at keeping secrets. There is absolutely nothing I’m sitting on, no cats in the bag. Sorry to bum you out like that, Astrology.com, but you’re just going to have to drop this one.

Oh, wait. There is that one thing…